scottcrob

meeting 3 people,doing 0 things, going 0 places
 

What scottcrob has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about scottcrob

Why I want to meet President George W. Bush

so i can tell him, “thanks,” for not even knowing me, but not allowing me to marry the one i love because it happens to be a man.
asshole.

The last time I saw John Garcia

was the first time i met i him and it would have been sweet to see him more, but it costs like 12 bucks to cross the chesapeake bay bridge tunnel, PLUS a two hour drive, and i was not about to do that on the regular.
even though it would have been worth it. :).

Why I want to meet Peter Sarsgaard

because in addition to the beautiful outer shell, he seems so charming and sophisticated.
i think he’s a gentleman.

A story about Maggie Gyllenhaal

i downloaded her songs from “happy endings” and now they’re in practically every playlist i MAKE!!!

My year in review

i have nothing, really.
how bleak is that?

Something that just happened to me

so i got my license reinstated today. which is fantastic, except that i had to spend 3.5 hours at the DMV in order to get it and i think that 3 of those hours were spent waiting. typical.
i had to take ALL of my tests over again and when the lady told me that i thought, “okay. no sweat.” so i blew through the road signs and laws portions (duh, it’s common sense) and then i was so excited because i really thought i was going to get my lisence back right then and then i would be able to leave in no time flat! but apparently i had to take a ROAD TEST too! and since they only had TWO road testers, the wait was going to be a while.
alright. the only road test i’ve ever taken in my life is the one i took to get my lisence and every time i think “road test” the only thing i can picture is that scene in clueless, so i was (homage>)totally buggin.
but after waiting for about two hours to do the fucking thing, i was finally able to go and we seriously went around the block. i think i was on the road for a grand total of 5 minutes (and that’s counting red lights) before we pulled back into to DMV parking lot.
in the end though, i guess it was all worth it because i had to do it sometime anyway and it was better now than later and i ended up doing fine and getting my liscene back and it one of those over 21 horizontal ones so i’m kind of excited about that (actually, i’m REALLY excited. i can’t wait to use it!!).
the only thing i’m not so excited about is that i wore a really cute blue striped polo today and the background for VA licenses is BLUE! and it shirt blends so horribly in the photo and my head is kind of crooked.

One thing you probably didn't know about me

all i do all day is dick around on the internet while entertaining myself with the hope that you might just call, but i know you won’t (even though i call you like 38948329043423890x a day) and it kind of makes me want to hang myself, but i would never do that because then i might miss your call.

A story about me

i don’t even know what day it is. i mean, i know it’s sunday (well, now monday), and i know it’s october, and i know the year and all of that, but the computer is telling me it’s the november 3rd and lj is telling me it’s october 23rd, and i know the latter sounds more correct to me, but even so, i’m still not sure.

this is how i feel all the time.


The world wants to meet…

Ghandi ridda wants to meet AnBeBan amellie Paul Banks Daniel Radcliffe Johnny Cash Jason Kottke Conor Oberst Sarah Brendel Abraham Lincoln Ruud van Nistelrooy Dr. Phil McGraw Johann Sebastien Bach zakface cutiepi2468 Eliot Spitzer Alain Delon tor wants to meet Absnasm David Beckham 128618 Martin Sheen Christiane Amanpour Oscar Wilde Jake Gyllenhaal Nathan Fillion Brad Bird Apollo L wants to meet Mandy Mischa Barton